Synopsis
I was shoe shopping with my two best friends. “You know that meme about men from Inner Mongolia?” “Are they really twenty centimeters?” “Oh my god. Who could handle that?” Bent over fastening a high heel, I caught only half the conversation. “Right? Eight centimeters is my limit. Two to five is usually plenty.” My friends went silent. So did my boyfriend, who had somehow appeared behind me. What? Was being bad at walking in heels really that embarrassing?